the 4 items i cannot live without.

hello, while i was in the shower it just dawned on me that there are certain things that i cannot live without so i thought i'ld just talk about it! yes i'm weird....

1)Shampoo
Yes shampoo. conditioner or soap nevermind, i need shampoo. Cause when i dont shampoo my hair it gets greasy and i get depressed cause my hair looks awful and FEELS awful and when i'm depressed i can't do anything so i will die.

2)Shoes
Shoes are essential. remember homerun? that singaporean movie? I cannot bear to think about walking without shoes. cant bear to imagine my precious feet being stabbed and stained by rocks and grass and mud and ugh, dirt! cannot cannot. must have shoes.

3)Handphone
i was debating between handphone, handphone charger, laptop and a laptop charger. came to the conclusion that i can always borrow someone else's charger, and then i'll be invincible! some phones have internet anyway. and why i need a handphone? cause if i need to call the police or someone to rescue me then yeah,will come in useful lor. this one is no-need-to-explain one.

4)A knife
I dont really have one now and i'm still surviving but.... i'm seriously considering getting a pocket one. cause you can use it to:
a)stab bad people
b)kill your food if you're stranded somewhere
c)open cans(its so agonising when you're hungry and the tin of delicious food doesnt have that lever thing so you have to pry the bloody can open with a knife! i can't use can openers for nuts so that's not an option for me.
d)cut your toenails and fingernails and dig the dirt out. oh ya i cannot stand long nails it drives me mad. and i can't stand jagged ones either so i can't bite them. so if i'm desperate.. KNIFE it is!!

to me ah.. money's not important cause you can EARN money. to earn money you have to have nice shampoo-ed hair to smell and look nice, a knife to cut your nails and keep you well-fed, a mobile phone to look important and of course shoes to be neat! and you say why not buy these with money? then i say if you're stranded somewhere without shops how?? ah..

off to do some work.

bye!

huayshan